Drinkin' Beer & Tryin' Lines

By Rusty Rieson

Verse 1:
Stop drop and roll baby, you're on fire,
you make me feel like a bird on a wire,
Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I seein' double?
Like a Travis Tritt song baby I smell trouble.
Your eyes are blue like the Ocean, I'm lost at sea.
A fairy tale babe, your looks are hard to believe...

(Chorus)
Oh, Please help me Cupid let me use your bow,
Cause all I keep hearing is a no, No, NO!
But the night is young and these girls are fine,
We're drinkin' beer, and tryin' lines.

(Guitar solo) (Spoken: Aww baby, let me tell you about me)

Verse 2:
Well when God made me he was showin' off,
I wanna brag baby, I'm a one stop shop.
Do you have change for million dollar bills?
Hey let's get some coffee, take my jet to Brazil
Believe in love at 1st sight, well it might be a sin,
But if you don't baby, I'll walk by again!

(Chorus)
Please help me Cupid let me use your bow,
Cause all I keep hearing is a no, No, NO!
But the night is young and these girls are fine,
We're drinkin' beer, and tryin' lines.

Bridge (Spoken)
Well this little blonde was sittin' at the bar all alone,
She looked like the cutest thing I'd ever known,
So I walked up to her and said, "would you like to dance?"
She said no I said, "you look fat in those pants!"

Verse 3:
Well she slapped me once, she slapped me twice,
Like Carry took a Louie to both head lights,
I'll never understand women, God's gift to men,
Give me one more chance, I'll ask you again.

(Repeat Chorus)
(Tag) Drinkin' Beer, and Pickup' lines!